Welcome to The Cronenberg Hour. The big 3 Italian actors: Pacino, De Niro, Benigni. In bunny years, she’s definitely legal.
Wrestlemania 40 Review
Congratulations to black icon Cody Raheem Rhodes. The Usos continue to confound me. Beware the Trash Compactor. With special guest Kelly.
Finally, Dog Porn
Let’s hear from drunk child actor Drew Barrymore and famous coprophage Neil Diamond. Ron place, Ron time.
What DIDN’T Diddy Do?
Moms weigh in on gold vs. platinum stars. The Demon is transphobic. Possession is ten tenths of the law.
Wrestlemania 40 Preview
Shane vs. Stephanie: Brother vs. Brother. Our Manscaped rep was in the Amazon with my mom researching spiders just before she died.
SMARCH MADNESS 2024
Huckleberry Hudson. I’ve never wanted to see a ram’s ass more in my life.
2023 Oscars Re-booking
Portugal: the real heroes. Kangaroos do it missionary. Too many wet chicken related injuries. A list of the dumbest dogs. Peaches N. Crème.
This Is Just an Anime Podcast Now
The podcast in which Drew names the entire cast of Sorority Boys from memory. They should have sent a poet. Gay Pool. Barry Bonds is the Socrates of…
EMERGENCY OSCARS PREVIEW 2024
I’m not an idiot, Drew, I’m writing down “Boss Foal.” Careful with the Jerkskin.
Made in Abyss, Stayed in Abyss
FPMITAP. Which one of us is Pavarotti?
Shirley TempleOS
Taylor Swift endorses Jill Stein. Brandi Chastitycage and the Al Capone of…
Stop Making Scents
I’m the hero. Ying Yang Twins, DNR?
Oscar Bait (2001 & 2007)
Trans Link vs. Chairman Meow
Also Roblox
Black Women Talking vs. America’s Most Molested
Roblox_Oof.mp3
Sir Topham Bottom’s symposium on Unintelligent Design. We found a Tertiary Solution.
NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 18 Review
Who will not shave de moustache? Ernest goes to wrestling.
Fruitopia
Got some real PRDPs in this one. And adult ponies.
NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 18 Preview
The many benefits of owning Caligula. He who denied it supplied it.
Feliz Grabyourdad
Remember to kiss your dad this Christmas.
Because Phil Is a Coward Man
From Arthur B. Arthur to Rutherford B. Gay, it’s ESPN’s 0 for 40.
Tomorrow’s Guy-oneers
Watch out for sideways giants. It’s the season of giving (brain).
For Your Eyes Only
I’m not gay, but if I was, I’d want equal rights. Wallace is cool again!
For Your Guys Only
Get to know the REAL Jesse Eisenberg, as well as famous acting brothers Christopher and Jet Lee. Witches, historically, are scary.
Quickie: Dogs and Girls
Fool me once…
Friends of the Show feat. Pepper Coyote
R.I.P. Omegle Man. Join Communist PayPal and stay tuned for the Guess Who Awards and “Why Is It Cake?” With special guests Pepper Coyote & Eve.
The Boondock Saints (1999)
Do some Trig-onometry with the VP of CP. Nobody puts Lumen in a barrel.
[Fur] and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
Join Black Galifianakis and Cardi B. DeMille for a reading of Scott’s Dark Rules.
Sir Roger Less
Who are the Hawaiians of the Middle East? Join us in the Great Emu War (and lose).
Natural Born Killers (1994)
It’s a Latinx standoff! Maybe DON’T leave Britney alone.
Oops! All News (DPRK Edition)
They’re doing a Joker/Riddler! Tune in to WMLK and find out who the second best black Catwoman is.
Live AEW WrestleDream Review
Go ask L’asagna Ball why Drew’s audio is so much worse than mine when we were speaking into the same phone in a moving car. It’s not our problem.
Emergency Request Spectacular
We do it to blow off steam. Team The Guy, now and always.
BONUS: AEW All In/Out 2023 Review
Don’t be a naughty American. You’re in the no fly zone and the no spin cycle. Come listen to the herstory of Womanchester as we relitigate Baby v. Milk.
My Own 9/11
Worst September 11th ever
High School High (1996)
Dead wrestlers and Drew’s disgusting childhood.
BONUS: AEW All In 2023 (P)review
A showing boy, not a growing boy. The sum of some fears.
Spooktober in August
They should do March Madness every two months. Clean out your C-gutters. Every day is Jumanji day. That’s load bearing blood.
Three Breen Salad
BMF: Black Mafia Family. It’s baby stuff.
Sound of Precum
Baby jurl, when you Jag my Meet it makes me Singh. Hungry hungry Lizzo.
r/AITA a.k.a. Stuntcasting
Hair bear countdown, we have special guest Matt on to find out if we are r/AmITheAsshole. That’s gotta be a win for you guys, right? MagiCK One.
Japanophiles
Japan + ? = Japanophiles. Fresh off the wire from Pittsburgh. Bring on the Germanime.
Best Movies of 2020 Part 2
Like bubbles through the +XP flavoured Coca-Cola, these are the days of our lives. Shout out to Nigerian hockey star Fa Afo.
Best Movies of 2020 Part 1
It’s my birthday. I need presents. Give till I don’t hurt. And then get on the train to Tucson.
America Day
Happy 78th birthday to the greatest country in America. Shout out to people of all stars and stripes.
BONUS: Year-End Awards 2022 Part 2
Live from Mount Cyanide Hospital, it’s Savage Steve Harvey. Beware Biclope. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
BONUS: Year-End Awards 2022 Part 1
The immovable force meets the immovable object. Is Armie Hammer a wendigo? Happy N-dependence Day. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
The Newlybred Gay
Bonewall 6/28/69 *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
Is Scott Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
My culture is not your costume. Support local, buy Amazon. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
THE NEWS / Season Finale
Let’s go back to pre-rock Palestine and visit the Grand Wizard of Luxembourg. Computer, show me smooth Gos. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
All-Request Spectacular #20 Part 2
Over so soon? Join us in the shadow room for some limpwristed flailing. We’re The Blackest Kids U Know. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
All-Request Spectacular #20 Part 1
Live from inside Eleanor’s Pizzeria we’re celebrating our Anthony Quinnceañera. Drew’s doing his hardest, you guys. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
All-Request Spectacular #19 Part 2
Them Sigur Rós boys are at it again. Becker in front, Mr. Baseball in back. Long coat, short jacket. Full, full hippos. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
All-Request Spectacular #19 Part 1
It’s Dogboys ‘R’ Us today. Get yourself a kid that looks like Anne Heche. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
All-Request Spectacular #18 Part 2
We watch Mark Wahlberg in “Song of the Southie” as we sit on each other’s laps. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
All-Request Spectacular #18 Part 1
Get off r/BobHeartsAbishola for ONE MINUTE and listen to this. We’ll give you a 21 gun bag salute. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
Q&A: SEPARATE BUT EQUAL Part 2
Daddy’s home. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
Q&A: SEPARATE BUT EQUAL Part 1
We’re on NPR now. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
Q&A NEXT WEEK
You got Qs, we got some sweet As. Put questions in the YouTube comments for this or DM us on Twitter @notscotthenson @sariansoftpaws *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
BONUS: Wrestlemania 39 Day 2 Review
Brood, Edge, Brood! That’s Murphy with an F. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
BONUS: Wrestlemania 39 Day 1 Review
Salute the six-pointed star spangled banner with us. Boomer, show me your ass. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
BONUS: Wrestlemania 39 Preview
fELIne Manning says take a break from equality and get out those RSMAMs. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
All-Request Spectacular #17 Part 2
Doodles has a secret. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
All-Request Spectacular #17 Part 1
An emergency owl-pology. Don’t genitally mutilate the messenger. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
2022 Oscars Re-booking
Everything Everywhere All At Once? More like Everydick Intheroom On My Face. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
SMARCH MADNESS
Now I’m Greta Gerwig. Helen Keller was largely useless. And SPORTS (but not really). *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
All-Request Spectacular #16 Part 2
Anal Hershiser is my favourite pitcher. Mr. Shango was my father, call me Papa. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
All-Request Spectacular #16 Part 1
The W in WNBA is kinda redundant. They’re calling it Dumb Oldboy. Let’s do PUBG. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
EMERGENCY OSCARS PREVIEW
Started as a bottom now I’m top. #OscarsSoRight *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
All-Request Spectacular #15 Part 2
Let’s see what Earv Junior thinks about this. Magnum opiates. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
All-Request Spectacular #15 Part 1
The Mariano Rivera of Cambodian genocide. And a kissing machine. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
Sick Day
Scott got sick so you can catch up on our stupid long episodes. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
All-Request Spectacular #14
Steve Miller Band’s The Bram Stoker. New K-pop band Black Umbrella. Join the Dollar Steak Club. Also I don’t even know if those jokes are in this. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
Oops! All News 2
I’m what god intended. I’m Captain AHAB. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
All-Request Spectacular #13 Part 2
Oscar Pistorius: nature’s perfect killing machine. Portrait of a Man Not on Fire. Trans-Suspirian Orchestra. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
All-Request Spectacular #13 Part 1
He’s more meat than man at this point. More AR-15s, less Ginsus. Portent Portables for $200. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
All-Request Spectacular #12 Part 2
Time for some ASM-hard-R. A Man Called Uwe. The kid was stacked. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
All-Request Spectacular #12 Part 1
Mr. Night Shyamalan, manic pixie dead girls, lots going on here *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
All-Request Spectacular #11 Part 2
Get out your Glenn Fleshlight *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20
All-Request Spectacular #11 Part 1
It’s the all piggies episode! Taste the sweetest nectar of 1001 Arabian words. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
BONUS: NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 17 Review
Okada in the wet market with a pangolin. The Picture of Gideon Grey. With special guest Kelly and surprise guest Sam Jude.
All-Request Spectacular #10 Part 2
All Drew wants is free The Surgery™ and a Milk Bar in his house. Is that too much to wish for? At least he also wished to fix the audio from Part 1. Don’t grow a maleficent tumor.
All-Request Spectacular #10 Part 1
This is a Beanie Baby podcast now. We relitigate Crow v. Wade. Also the audio is terrible because SOMEONE fucked up the gain on their microphone. It’s fixed in Part 2.
BONUS: NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 17 Preview
Whither Shingo?
All-Request Spectacular #9 Part 2
Better Hitler up, it’s time to go to work. Bees hate honey.
All-Request Spectacular #9 Part 1
Get an MBA and check out the New York Magazine Creep of the Week.
Snow Day/We Came Early
Christmas comes early, and so do we
All-Request Spectacular #8 Part 2
18 NO. Brought to you by Aww So Cute adult baby diapers and I guess Manscaped.com.
All-Request Spectacular #8 Part 1
Put down those Cantonese oranges or you’ll get too big for baths. Tubi or not Tubi. LBJTQ.
All-Request Spectacular #7 Part 2
What’s Nikki Blonsky up to lately? I dunno, about 400? *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
All-Request Spectacular #7 Part 1
This land is my land, this land is my land. The pope is the goalie. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
2021 Oscars Re-booking
Nomadland? More like NoDadsLand. CODA? More like CHODA. For all Americans from Greenland to Chile. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
2020 Oscars Re-booking
It’s the swallow that gets ya. Mulan Rouge. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
Beef Redux (2014 & 2021)
Beaver! *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
Sextuplets (2019)
Stop AskJeevesing “drownded wwe girls” and listen to our podcast. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
Marlon Wayans (2014 & 2016)
It’s freedom time! Let’s talk gross vs. net gay sex.
All-Request SPOOKtacular
A celebration of great Greek-Americans like Al Roker and Joe Paterno. We can’t all be Lilies.
The Ladykillers (2004)
We write the spec script for Arrival 2: Arrival Goes West. Make an honest man out of me.
The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)
Join us for 17 crazy nights as we go on a Nip/Tucker Carlson marathon
Mission to Mars (2000)
Colour me purple and get me a Ten Thousand Dollar bar
R.I.P. Coolio
Let me animate the fox! We’re just a couple of KSGuys.
Oops! All News: Live from Bogota
Drew’s back from his visit with Abe Bogota and it’s time to get down to business. Beware Sucralosa.
Raising Cain (1992)
Let’s get DDS to LSJ. No adult Lolitas please.
Blow Out (1981)
Let’s be kids about this. Brought to you by Kevin Nuke ‘Em, the best firefighter in Miami.
Blow Out? We Blew It
Draclua is officially a POC. Reesie’s Piecies, interspecies.
The Bonfire of the Vanities (1990)
Self owns and cell phones. Take it from the Bruce Springsteen of soda. Be a GYJB and listen.
Crossroads (2002)
Get rambunctious. Take a victory lap. Find an alternative gas station. But just remember, the balls are the legs.
Half Baked (1998)
100% good idea no regrets. Don’t FRET, grab an Abba Zabba and a Black Craft, sit back, and enjoy the show. 4:20 friendly, no pets.
This Is Stupid
Go apologize to God
Scott’s Super Sweet 16
I can do whatever I want today
ON PURPOSE All News
Sometimes science is a liar. Sometimes we are too. Give us a break, our house ran away.
Weed + Plea. Pleed.
#blazeit
Chi-Raq (2015)
I’m not a latin pop star. Sponsored by the Scott Henson Gym for Young Studs.
25th Hour (2002)
I don’t always, but when I do, it’s very interesting
Manhunter (1986)
Aussie Aussie Aussie! AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Press Conference
Are they still calling it the kung flu?
Thief (1981)
Ease up on the PDT. Bush Boys 2024! And NOTHING BAD IS EVER GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN.
Rollerball (1975)
Brought to you by Gatorade Black Guys. Beware the new axis.
Tight Five
But who’s counting?
Oops! All News
Jim Carrey is our favourite Kid in the Hall
And Justice for All (1979)
Let’s give China a break and check in on African muslims. Ma’am, we changed your son’s penis.
Dick Tracy (1990)
Stars and bars of David. Fear the neckbeard rat king.
BONUS: Wrestlemania 38 Day 2 Review
Lacey Evans + WWE superstar + Pregnant + Feet
BONUS: Wrestlemania 38 Day 1 Review
Albinos aren’t magic, and Vince has been dipping his ink in company pen.
Bulworth (1998)
You know Ice Cube and Nas are the same person right? Chinese, Japanese, Tito Ortiz, look at these.
BONUS: Wrestlemania 38 Preview
They don’t make fatigues to fit that butt.
All-Request Spectacular #6 Part 2
Stop being such a General Tso and watch these troublemakers get their just desserts. Let’s get jinky with it.
All-Request Spectacular #6 Part 1
I do sick dance moves, and when I spin, I hit Rihanna. Shake your Boov thang. I do a lot of teamwork in this episode.
We Deserve This
2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate? Nipples! But only in those denominations. Fursuits, food reviews, and tyrants. We’ll finish the movie requests next week, settle down. We deserve this.
All-Request Spectacular #5 Part 2
Hospital, firehall, policeman
All-Request Spectacular #5 Part 1
B-Star-Witched
All-Request Spectacular #4 Part 2
SlurpCon ’85. Just because you’re handsome doesn’t mean I won’t hurt you.
All-Request Spectacular #4 Part 1
Not a lot of Steve Harvey watchers
All-Request Spectacular #3 Part 2
Ladies and gentlemen, The Human Mule
All-Request Spectacular #3 Part 1
Your honour, my lawyer is Indian. Drew needs two tails.
Reversal of Fortune (1990)
I don’t think there are 8 dogs in that painting
Shawty
Happy Valentimes
Desperate Measures (1998)
“Students” are being “encouraged” to “identify” as “cats”
BONUS 3/3: Year-End Awards 2021
Shut up and fuck that tiger
BONUS 2/3: Year-End Awards 2021
Stacy Kiebler vs. Stacy Keach: who’s YOUR Stacy K?
BONUS 1/3: Year-End Awards 2021
Lunar fire drill!
Multiplicity (1996)
1, 2, 3, R. Watch yourself, McCoy.
BONUS: NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 16 Review
Fire up your Whoopi Goldberg device. It’s bonus time.
Bedazzled (2000)
You blew it. Send in the big dogs.
Furry Vengeance (2010)
It’s a new year. Time to tally up your Being a Good Boy points.
Kwik-E
New year, same you
BONUS: NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 16 Preview
Nobody puts Dick Togo in a corner
Extra-Long Holiday Extravaganza
Merry Pissmas
The Sweetest Thing (2002)
Have yourself a Thick Hog Christmas
The Box (2009)
Calling all Social Studies Warriors. For the thinking man’s intellectual.
Southland Tales (2006)
Down a bag of Vicodin and enter the No Spin Zone