Calling all Social Studies Warriors. For the thinking man’s intellectual.
Southland Tales (2006)
Down a bag of Vicodin and enter the No Spin Zone
They Came Together (2014)
Do we talk about Dane Cook in the first minute? Yes. Does Drew get the hiccups twice? Also yes.
CWCki
In this economy?
Quickie
Uh oh. Somebody made a mess.
Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
Mahalo Akbar
Beef (2014)
Tenzing Norgay: the mountain GOAT
Freeballin’ 3
MTFTM. Roflcopter Simmons.
Freeballin’ 2 + Karen (2021)
Time for THE NEWS™
Freeballin’ + Pink Flamingos (1972)
Reincoprophagia. Jeep Grand Cherokees.
All-Request Spectacular #2
A pentagram of nipples
WWF In Your House Stats & Fun Facts
Is it “In Your Houses” or “Ins Your House”? Give yourself a Stranger and celebrate the new Sultan of Brunei of Russia.
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BTS: Bi, Trans, Straight
WWF In Your House 26
I’m gonna get into talking to people with my eyes closed
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TailStarHipHop
All-Request Spectacular #1
Join us for a Cat Day Afternoon
WWF In Your House 24
Diners Club wouldn’t make OnlyFans get rid of porn. We’re taking this to the (other) Supreme Court.
Oscars Re-booking Stats & Fun Facts
Learn the 3 B’s of good partying. And why can’t Arthur Chu host Jeopardy?
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50,000 battered women and I’m eating mine plain?
1927-1989 Oscars Re-booking
We’re getting a divorce
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PILEDRIVERS. And a preamble for the ages.
1990-1994 Oscars Re-booking
Field of Wet Dreams, starring Timothy Bustfield
WWF In Your House 21
Live from Amazon Hindquarters
1995-1999 Oscars Re-booking
They’ll nominate Meryl Streep for anything
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Black rhinos can’t vote
2000 Oscars Re-booking
Gladiator? More like Glad Her Ate Her (Pussy).
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I’m gonna fuck your brother, Undertaker, and then he’s gonna be MY brother!
2001 Oscars Re-booking
A Beautiful Mind? More like A Beautiful Kind (of Dick).
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Steve Austin is, by definition, a rattlesnake. Drew died on the way back to his home planet.
2002 Oscars Re-booking
Chicago? More like Thick Hog, Bro.
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Bret Hart spits, never swallows
2003 Oscars Re-booking
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King? More like Bored of My Kinks: Return of the Cockring.
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Helen Hart was pregnant when she died.
2004 Oscars Re-booking
Million Dollar Baby? More like Million Ballhair Scabies.
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How are two good wrestlers always SO BORING together?
2005 Oscars Re-booking
Crash? More like Smash (Guys).
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That Taker sure did get his revenge
2006 Oscars Re-booking
The Departed? More like The Retarded.
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THURSDAY RAW THURSDAY
Quickie
We got put in Horny Jail for a week.
2007 Oscars Re-booking
“No Country for Old Men”? More like “No Cunt? Reee! Four Old Men!”
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It’s Free-For-All rules
2008 Oscars Re-booking
Slumdog Millionaire? More like Cumshot Inyourhair.
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Heel JR can take a long walk off a short pier.
2009 Oscars Re-booking
The Hurt Locker? More like Meet the Fockers.
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Undertaker and Goldust complete the standard 3-match program. With special guest Shane Sweeney as Mark Fuhrman.
2010 Oscars Re-booking
The King’s Speech? More like The Queen’s Queef.
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Watch out, he’s got a switchblade
2011 Oscars Re-booking
The Artist? More like The Autist.
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Davey Boy Smith is a complete loser.
2012 Oscars Re-booking
Argo? More like Hard R-go.
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We got a surprise for Vince. And it’s Ah-Red Johnson.
2013 Oscars Re-booking
12 Years a Slave? More like 12 Beers I’m Gay.
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What’s the time? Diaper time.
BONUS: Wrestlemania 37 Review
Billie Kay is the worst wrestler on the planet and I’m glad she’s fired.
2014 Oscars Re-booking
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)? More like Girlman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Being Trans).
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Ladies and gentlemen, Buddy Rydell
2015 Oscars Re-booking
Spotlight? More like Hotguys.
BONUS: Wrestlemania 37 Preview
It’s almost Fiend Day!
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Two junkies have the best match on the show.
2016 Oscars Re-booking
Moonlight? More like Manlight.
WWF In Your House 3
Owen Hart was faking for attention
2017 Oscars Re-booking
Shape of Water? More like Gape of Water.
WWF In Your House 2
Todd. Pettengill. Cut. His. Fucking. Hair.
2018 Oscars Re-booking
Green Book? More like Cream Book. Also I think we fixed the audio?
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Todd. Pettengill’s. Fucking. Hair.
2019 Oscars Re-booking
Parasite? More like Pair a’ Guys (I’d Like to Have Sex With).
Season 3 Intro
We realized we didn’t have much to do for 2021 and have now wildly overcommitted.
BONUS: 5-Star Deep Dive & Future Plans
A list of wrestlers we can’t believe either HAVE or DON’T HAVE a 5-star match. Plus future plans. Plus we’re going on a train trip.
BONUS: 2020 Year-End Awards Part 2/2
The international kiss embargo has been lifted. Sweet Baby KENTo.
BONUS: 2020 Year-End Awards Part 1/2
Rankin/Bass? More like Crankin/Ass. Trump waited till Ivanka was 18. Ladies Love Cool Okada.
BONUS: NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 15 Review
NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 15 review. Wrestling. Hockey. Nightmare. Sex.
BONUS: NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 15 Preview
NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 15 preview just under the wire. Middle East > Middle Canada.
The Best Decade of Our Lives: Best of the 2010s Part 2
Our Top 20s of the decade. Look for pretty list graphics on our Twitters & the YouTube description. SNL Quebec exists.
The Best Decade of Our Lives: Best of the 2010s Part 1
A bunch of best-of-the-decade stuff. Look for pretty list graphics on our Twitters & the YouTube description. Shout out to Moldova.
The Best Decade of Our Lives: Quickie
Fun new graphics up now on our Twitters (@notscotthenson & @sariansoftpaws) and in the YouTube description. Big stuff next week.
The Best Decade of Our Lives: 2019
What’s worse: your hospital being bombed or having to wear a mask? Let’s get Drew snipped & snepped.
The Best Decade of Our Lives: 2018
I’ma let you finish, except I’m not, because I’m gonna talk right now.
The Best Decade of Our Lives: 2017
For some reason we talk about 2009 for a while.
The Best Decade of Our Lives: 2016
Let’s not get too political (about Israel).
The Best Decade of Our Lives: 2015
What’s cooler than being gay?
The Best Decade of Our Lives: 2014
Yeah this one almost killed us.
The Best Decade of Our Lives: 2013
Kiss party!
The Best Decade of Our Lives: 2012
You know those “It Gets Better” PSAs? It doesn’t.
The Best Decade of Our Lives: 2011
We made it through one, so it probably only gets easier from here right?
The Best Decade of Our Lives: 2010
Scott and Drew dip their toes into their first Top 10 of the decade. The waters are pleasantly warm.
The Best of The Worst Year of Our Lives Part 2
I had to listen to every goddamn episode to do this and now you do too.
The Best of The Worst Year of Our Lives Part 1
This took way too long to do and I don’t like the podcast anymore.
Season 1 Wrap/Season 2 Segue
The boys are back to tell you how they wasted the last 3 years and how they’re going to waste the next several. Is China the worst? Tune in to find out.
Episode 52 (FINAL): WCW Nitro 12/18/00
DAN. SCOTT. DREW. KELLY. The whole gang reunites for the mercifully final episode of 2000 WCW Nitro. We stay remarkably on track for a while before devolving into local radio talk and the Saudi prince’s obsession with Ink Inc.
BONUS: Wrestlemania 36 Day 2 Review
Wrestlemania 36 Day 2 review. Sometimes it’s okay to just hate a woman for no reason. The “what shall we do today?” booking method.
BONUS: Wrestlemania 36 Day 1 Review
The boys are back to sinning! Fire up Trolls 2 on your Microsoft Zune and get comfy for a timely Wrestlemania review.
Episode 51: WCW Nitro 12/12/00
Open up your pussy books.
BONUS: NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 14 Day 2 Review
Wrestle Kingdom 14 Day 2 review. Also analysis of every match Dave Meltzer has rated ABOVE 5 stars. Surprisingly more wrestling talk than racism. Scott’s a Vamp-hero.
BONUS: NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 14 Day 1 Review
Wrestle Kingdom 14 Day 1 review. Testing out the new podcast gear. Diet and cardio tips. Can you be gay AND Jewish? With special unscheduled call-in guest Chris Frank.
BONUS: 2019 Year-End Awards Part 2/2
2019 Year-End Awards Part 2/2. Find out when Scott will invoke his one steal in the thrilling conclusion. Why have a dog lick peanut butter off your balls when you could lick peanut butter off a dog’s balls?
BONUS: 2019 Year-End Awards Part 1/2
2019 Year-End Awards Part 1/2. ‘Tis better to take than to receive. We only listen to audio porn now. Stay tuned for the Caroline Rhea Show.
Episode 50: WCW Nitro 12/4/00
We discuss the ramifications of consensual adult incest and start lifestyle blogs. Why don’t they make the whole PLANE out of the woman? With special guest Shane Sweeney.
BONUS: NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 14 Preview
A NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 14 preview pre-empts our regular holiday episode of our Little House on the Prairie podcast. Shout out to Buzz Aldrin.
Episode 49: NOT WCW Nitro 12/4/00
Scott rigs another election. Southern plantain owners. The all-female reboot of Charlie’s Angels.
Episode 48: WCW Nitro 11/27/00
Getting a blood transfusion from Magic Johnson while also having sex with Magic Johnson. Serial killing tips. If Slapnuts Boulevard Could Talk. #CancelScottHenson
Episode 47: WCW Nitro 11/20/00
Don’t close up shop too soon. Sixteen seventeen-year-olds can’t be wrong.
Episode 46: WCW Nitro 11/13/00
Open up your Caesarean zippers, we’ve got an international guest who’s worried he might not be racist enough for the podcast but then remembers he’s British. Take off your shirt and jacket. With special guest Chris Goodwin.
Episode 45: NOT WCW Nitro 11/13/00
Why are we finding ways to prolong this?
Episode 44: WCW Nitro 11/6/00
I can’t even repeat the funniest thing we said.
Episode 43: WCW Nitro 10/30/00
Hop a plane to Nigeria by way of Palestine, it’s time for the Oxycontin episode! Come enjoy Scott’s last episode before his inevitable overdose.
BONUS: Wrestlemania 35 Review
Wrestlemania 35 review. I forgot to yell about how Baron Corbin takes Germans, so pretend I did that. Drew correctly predicted the entire main card’s results because he’s a nerd.
BONUS: Wrestlemania 35 Preview
Wrestlemania 35 preview. April Fool’s, it’s just us talking about our periods for 2 hours. Drew doesn’t know how Wheel of Fortune works.
Episode 42: WCW Nitro 10/23/00
A new Benoit murder theory involving Chavo Guerrero and blackface. Shout out to our favourite actor/rapper Gizz Ahmed. Guest live tweeting by Chris Frank.
Episode 41: WCW Nitro 10/16/00
I think we said Shakira did 9/11? I dunno, we had low blood sugar.
Episode 40: WCW Nitro 10/9/00
Put on your roo suit and wave to Hard-R Shimizu as you pass by. We’re goin’ down unda!
BONUS: NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 13 Review
A very timely NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 13 review. Scott agrees to release his private email server.
BONUS: 2018 Year-End Awards Part 3/3
2018 Year-End Awards Part 3/3. Will Drew be able to keep up his stupid announcer voice going into hour 4? What does NOLA really stand for? Should ALL wrestling be watched on opiates? When was the last time we were happy?
BONUS: 2018 Year-End Awards Part 2/3
2018 Year-End Awards Part 2/3. “Tamina was so fat I thought she was Nia Jax” and other woke takes. Scott turns into Nancy Kerrigan.
BONUS: 2018 Year-End Awards Part 1/3
2018 Year-End Awards Part 1/3. The hunt for the LGBTK Killer is on. The preamble turns into an amble. Wrestle Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
Episode 39: WCW Nitro 10/2/00
If you want to make an omelette, you have to rape a few eggs. Behind the Candelabra, The Normal Heart, MC Skat Kat, Under the Umbrella Tree, Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey, and I guess Nitro.
Episode 38: WCW Nitro 9/25/00
The boys discuss the origin of the pride flag. Reading, ‘riting, math: the three R’s. Big election in Japan. Dead midgets as far as the eye can see.
Episode 37.5: BONUS: NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 13 Preview
The boys try to remember things that they could easily just look up. Brought to you by Spike Lee’s Hulk and Bryan Singer sewing machines.
Episode 37: WCW Nitro 9/18/00
We’re just cruisin’.
Episode 36: WCW Nitro 9/11/00
Sorry for the delay. Drew had polio. But come celebrate the last cool 9/11 in America’s history with us, won’t you?
Episode 35: WCW Nitro 9/4/00
“That was a good Jerry Lewis impression. Now say the N-word.” Yeah, it’s probably a Scott and Drew episode. Please participate in our interactive poll.
Episode 34: WCW Nitro 8/28/00
The Harris Brothers put the third K in Kronik. Lance Storm is a slave trader. Tony Schiavone is the voice of a nation. With special guest Greg Sage.
Episode 33: WCW Nitro 8/21/00
Drew and Scott go undercover in the gay community for 18 years and report their findings. This was definitely recorded after the last episode and not before.
Episode 32: WCW Nitro 8/14/00
Dan is briefly un-fired to provide an 18-years-late LIVE REPORT of Nitro from Kelowna, British Columbia. We ruin PCO’s 2018 indy resurgence. The Harrises accidentally hate-crime Bryan Clark. Is this a bit?
Episode 31: WCW Nitro 8/7/00
Someone’s listening to these because they keep getting marked as explicit. Is clownface racist? Have you ever French kissed a tit? Bestiality Talk 3.0: Goofy & Pluto edition.
Episode 30: WCW Nitro 7/31/00
All aboard the listener-ship! Bestiality Talk 2.0 and Kidman gets a new theme song. New Jack has four justifiable suicides. Bill Bixby played Lou Ferrigno. Civil War: 69 vs. 67.
Episode 29: WCW Nitro 7/24/00
The boys choose their Will & Grace avatars. Tiger Woods and Lance Armstrong are the only heroes America has left. Scott invents a fun new racial slur.
Episode 28: WCW Nitro 7/18/00
WCW Guy-tro brought to you by Cloaca-Cola. Lance Storm wins 3 straight matches by submission but Scott is more interested in naming the entire cast of the Carol Burnett Show. The hubris of uploading 2 eps in a week thinking we can catch up is embarrassing
Episode 27: WCW Nitro 7/10/00
We sift our way through too many face/heel turns and too many women allowed to speak on microphones. We check in with Cecil B. D’Milf and Racist Two-Face. Dan and Kelly are still fired.
Episode 26: WCW Nitro 7/3/00
We’re late so here’s a super-sized episode. More talking, less people. The number one alt-right wrestling podcast on iTunes. Send us your cool swastikas.
Episode 25: WCW Nitro 6/26/00
Laws are relaxed. Enjoy some gay marriage word problems. Kelly’s last name is Christmas. What is Tank Abbott’s type? The end of the worst half year of our lives.
Episode 24: WCW Nitro 6/19/00
Big T? More like low-T. Nitro: the other N-word.
Episode 23: WCW Nitro 6/12/00
Coffee is for closers.
Episode 22: WCW Nitro 6/5/00
Kevin Nash eats a little Korean. Shawn Stasiak has an inexplicably good match. Three counts no longer require a pin, or even for you to be anywhere near your opponent.
Episode 21: WCW Nitro 5/29/00
Two world title changes, one of which occurs in a wrestling match. Rey Mysterio takes his dick out. Kronik does 3 costume changes. GI Bro is stealing valor. With special guests Greg Sage, Alex Zayne, and Rickey Shane Page, & studio audience Allan and Liz.
Episode 20: WCW Nitro 5/22/00
Dan loses it in the first 60 seconds. We pair off into Hollywood couples. Disclaimer: the views and opinions expressed by 3 members of The Worst Year of Our Lives DO reflect the views and opinions of the 4th member. It’s a cuck or be cucked world.
Episode 19: WCW Nitro 5/15/00
Look what The Cat dragged in (it’s Terry Funk). Is Vampiro magic? Is Mike Awesome a Hasidic Jew? Bryan Clark gets eaten by a car. Bowser gotta fuck.
Episode 18: WCW Nitro 5/8/00
DDP drinks piss. Scott makes 11th century history jokes. Lex Luger? More like Lex Loser. Daniel Fedak is a juggalo.
Episode 17: WCW Nitro 5/1/00
Interspecies ménage à trois. Kronik hate good jumpers. Vampiro loves the smell of dead pussy.
Episode 16: WCW Nitro 4/24/00
Big Bang Theory vs. Young Sheldon, Deck the Halls vs. Christmas with the Kranks, David Arquette vs. Eric Bischoff
Episode 15: WCW Nitro 4/17/00
You cuck me, I cuck your dad. You bring a knife, we bring a gun. With special guest Shane Sweeney.
Episode 14: WCW Nitro 4/10/00
The Wall’s real name is Malice. Scott makes a great abortion joke that nobody enjoys. Taped in front of a live studio audience, a.k.a. Allan.
Episode 13.5: Off-week 4/3/00
Look, next week’s Russo/Bischoff reboot is going to take time to perfect. Take a week off and think about what you did.
Episode 13: WCW Nitro 3/27/00
The end of the worst Q1 of our lives. Lex Luger murdered an angel.
Episode 12: WCW Nitro 3/20/00
Lane and Rave talk about chasing rizzats and we ponder the relentless cruelty of life. Hulk Hogan is a big bald bastard and deserved what he got.
Episode 11: WCW Nitro 3/13/00
If you were less in the mood for wrestling and more in the mood for a state-by-state analysis of bestiality laws, this is the show for you. The term “dude dog” is coined and we will never be the same. With special guest Greg Sage.
Episode 10: WCW Nitro 3/6/00
WCW can’t even book a cheese sandwich right. The countdown is on to Nitro Girl Beef. With special guest Greg Sage.
Episode 9: WCW Nitro 2/28/00
A vicious game of Cat and Maes-tro. What Miyazaki character does Mark Madden most resemble? “No one’s a heel, no one’s a face, and everybody’s wearing bucket hats.”
Episode 8: WCW Nitro 2/21/00
Does anyone read the description?
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